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February 2, 2007 on 11:53 am | In Main |

• Home for the Holidays: Thirteen Signs You’ve Stayed Too Long - (S. Tzirlin)
  “There’s no place,” sang Perry Como, “like home for the holidays.” As we revel in the season’s warmth and good cheer, delighting in the musical clatter of our kitchen gadgets and celebrating the passing of another year…
• It’s Not That Easy to Deal With A Monkey In Malay - (Wan Yee)
  ” Awww, she’s cute,” a speaker of Malay may say about his pretty girl friend. Change the subject to a baby orangutan, he may NOT say, ” Awww, it is cute.” Why? He has to say,” Awww, the orangutan is cute.”
• Why Worry? - (Stupid Wisdom)
  In this life there are only two things to worry about. Either you are sickOr you are healthy If you are healthy you don’t have anything to worry about, but if you are sick you have two things to worry about. Either you will get well again….
• Trivia Questions And Answers By A Trivia Break - (Deanna Mascle)
  1. What was the name of the first computer game? A. Pong B. Tennis for Two C. Pacman D. Donkey Kong 2. How were the Hawaiian Islands settled? A. By pirates B. By Polynesians C. By Spaniards D. By English 3.
• Sure, You Can Afford To Lose Your Cell Phone, But How About Your $500 Blackberry? - (Tom Attea)
  It’s one thing to misplace your rudimentary cell phone. But it’s another thing to lose your new slim Blackberry or your Motorola Q, each of which goes for about $500.
• Office Dare - (Ken Chee)
  Some ideas for your company party game? Relax and enjoy. One Point Office Dares 1) Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other’non-player’ must be in the toilet at the time).
• How I Spent My Summer Vacation - (Lee Goins)
  One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation. Another benefit is the afterglow, allowing you to feel right with the world.
• Caution When Upgrading - (Stupid Wisdom)
  Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
• A Redneck’s Guide to Wine Appreciation - (Ross Lambert)
  First, allow me a moment to elucidate my qualifications: My grandpa was a bootlegger in the backwoods of Tennessee during prohibition.